Sights and Sounds: Lost Pines, Crush Crash, Pteradactyl Noises and Mauna Kea!!!!

A Fabulous and Fantastic Friday,

So, I walked to the mail box yesterday, opened the door, pulled out the latest copy of Texas Highways magazine and saw the trunk of a burnt loblolly pine from the Lost Pines. It was right out of “Uncle Joe and the Lost Pines.” Then, I turned to the article on kolaches, and right there on page 20 was a picture of the interior of the Village Bakery in West, Texas, which is about 15 minutes from Uncle Joe’s farm, and on the wall behind two young boys, I could see the picture of the great train wreck spectacle that occurred in Crush, Texas on September 15, 1896, right there on the wall in the picture was the picture, exactly where I first saw that picture and first learned of the Crush Crash that is in “Mary and the Red Shoes, A Haunted Closet Story.” Wow, Wow, which is a Double Wow and a Yipp Yipp Yipp of happy excitement. In my hands, hot off the magazine presses of Texas Highways, were the settings for the most recent Uncle Joe and Mary stories. Don’t you just love stuff like this? Some might say “coincident” and I agree, and I would also say “just plain fun, too!!” Two much!!

Grandson Baby Felix is doing very well. He is home with Mom and Dad. The young man had his first visit to the pediatrician yesterday and passed with flying colors. It is reported that the babe sleeps a couple of hours at a time, stretches a lot and make sounds like a pterodactyl, which is a prehistoric soaring dinosaur. I can’t wait to hear that noise and give the little guy a hold and a hug.

Hawaii is the 50th State of the United States, having joined the Union on August 21, 1959, getting close to 53 years ago. It is the only state that is all islands, and it is located some 2,000 miles (3,200 kilometers) from the California Coast in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Out there by themselves are hundreds of islands spread over 1,500 miles (2,400) of salt water. The eight main islands are grouped more closely — it is about 173 miles (278 kilometers) for the main airport of Kona on the Big Island of Hawai’i to the Honolulu airport on O’ahu. On the Big Island of Hawai’i sits the tallest mountain on the planet. Mount Mauna Kea is 13,796 feet (4,205 meter) above sea level, but if you measure its height from the sea floor, that mountain stands 33,500 feet (10,200 meters), which would make it taller than Mount Everest. We will be staying on the Big Island of Hawai’i not that far from Mauna Kea, so I hope to see that mountain and maybe make a report back. I’ve never been over that way so it will be an adventure. There may even be a story out there somewhere.

You never know what you may find when you look around.

Enjoy the sights and sounds,

Grandpa Jim

Hot Weather, An Old Song and A New Tale Tomorrow

Terrific Tuesday,

Texas is hot, as are many of the Midwestern and Southwestern U.S. states. Wichita, Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma and Little Rock, Arkansas were 111 degrees Fahrenheit (44 C) yesterday. Folks, that is very hot for these places, even moving into August, which is our hottest month.

Remember the mud pie song from “Mary and the Mud Pie Wedding Reception,” https://www.unclejoestories.com/mary-here-friday/773-2/, the little singer of that song is from Little Rock, Arkansas. I hope her voice is alright and she has enough water to mix up another batch of those special mud pies.  Here’s a link to the song, if you don’t remember it, Mud Pie Song.  It’s one of our favorites. I just played it for Ms. Christine Saturday afternoon in her kitchen down at the farm. It’s a sing-alonger, for sure.

I just checked and the next Uncle Joe story is queued up and anxious to get going, doing and seeing the things you’re going to see, but not until tomorrow morning.

See you tomorrow and stop back any time,

Grandpa Jim

When Hot, Add Ice – A Welcome Change.

Happy Monday to you and the beginning of a new work week. I hope this day finds you well and refreshed from your weekend.

We just got back in town from visiting my 90-year old parents in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It was a good visit and I was able read “Mary and the Red Shoes: A Haunted Closet Story” to my mom. It was a special time.

Flying back this morning, the pilot noted that the temperature will be cooler today in Dallas than in Minneapolis, which is surprising. Minneapolis was going to 102 F (39 C), while the predicted Dallas high today is 93 F (34 C). Quite a change from when I grew up in Iowa. We would travel to Minnesota to cool down.

What is climate change?

A simple definition may be that climate change is the making and melting of ice.

Although ice, frozen water, takes up more volume than liquid water (ice expands when it freezes) much of the ice on our planet is above the surface of the water or on the land and in the mountains. When this elevated ice melts and enters the oceans, sea levels along the coasts rise. When sea water evaporates and freezes on the mountains, sea levels fall. Rising and falling sea levels are indicators of climate change. When ice melts anywhere on the planet, at the poles or in the mountains, surrounding temperatures go up. When water freezes at those locations, temperatures fall. Rising and falling temperatures are also indicators of climate change.

These cycles of frozen and liquid water suggest that climate change is ice related. As such, the current climate change discussion might be characterized as a debate on what it takes to make or melt global ice.

To resolve this discussion, perhaps the debaters could gather at a local convenience store, say a corner 7-11. Each participant would purchase a cup, add ice and soda, take a sip, hold the filled cup in their warm hands, watch the ice melt and the soda warm, and then take another sip. Adding the ice to the soda is global cooling – when hot, add ice. Holding the soda cup in your hands is global warming – when cold, add heat. Depending on the direction you favor, the solution is to add more ice or hold the cup longer. The soda doesn’t mind. It’s comfortable either way. It’s the transformation of the ice that matters. Control the change in the ice and you control the change in the climate.

Enjoy that cold drink, don’t hold it too long and have a pleasant day.

Grandpa Jim

“Mary and the Red Shoes: A Haunted Closet Story” Swirls, Twirls and Glides into View!!

Happy Friday the 13th!! I hope this special day finds you well, waiting and looking for wonder.

The numbering of the days is complete. From September 15, 1896 to today, Mary and Marie have arrived and are anxious to share their adventures with you. Of course, Jakub and Jim are pretty happy too. Or is it four? Read the story for more.

And I am also anxious. So, here it is, the second Mary story, a bit earlier than scheduled, appearing at 7:36 AM CST, or thereabouts, on your home screen.

May Mary and the Red Shoes bring a smile to your face, a skip to your walk, and happy thoughts to your morning, day, evening and night.

Don’t worry about that Haunted Closet. It’s really not that scary. BANG! What was that sound?

Have a day of wonderment,

Grandpa Jim

Delorean Hoaxes & Eratosthenes Persistence Make Way For Mary In 1 More Day!

A glorious “only 1 more day” to you before Mary appears in her new story!

People are fascinated with numbers. So fascinated, that they sometimes invent them. A hoax circulated on the Internet yesterday that 7 11 2012 was the date in the Back to the Future II (1989) sequel when Marty McFly flew to the future in Dr. Emmett L. Brown’s very souped-up Delorean car/time-machine. All three movies are worth the watch, but if you check that timepiece in the car from Movie 2, the actual date was 10 21 2015.

At this point, I can’t resist a plug for the Sieve of Eratosthenes. Eratosthenes was a Greek mathematician born in 276 BC. He was the third chief librarian of the Great Library of Alexandria. And, he liked to sort, or sieve, things. His sieve of numbers is a way to identify all the prime numbers. A prime number is a number which is only divisible by the number 1 and itself (“1”, as the very first number and the start of it all, is so special that it is considered much more than a prime number). The neat thing about prime numbers is that there is no known equation or formula to calculate them. You have to sort them by brute force (not me, someone on the Internet used the phrase “brute force”), using a procedure, or algorithm, like Eratosthenes’ sieve, as opposed to an equation or formula.

This how Eratosthenes did it and you can too.

You start with a list of numbers (as many as you want, but let’s use 1-100 to start). Cross out 1 because it is not a prime number, next circle 2 (this is the first prime number) and cross out all remaining numbers on the list that can be divided by 2 which are all the even or whole numbers so you are left with only odd numbers (yes, prime numbers are all odd except 2 – one commenter referred to them as “meddlesome troublemakers”), next circle 3 as the second prime number and cross out all remaining numbers that can be divided by 3 (you now have 2 and 3 as prime numbers), the next remaining number not crossed out is 5 so circle it as prime and cross out all numbers divisible by 5 that have not already been crossed out (you now have 2, 3 and 5 as prime numbers), the next number not crossed out is 7 so circle it as prime and knock out all numbers divisible by 7 that haven’t been X’d out yet. At this point, for 1-100, you have beaten out by brute force that 2, 3, 5 & 7 are prime numbers. To find more numbers, you add more numbers in the sequence, say 1-500, and keep going — you can go four more steps and find that 11, 13, 17 and 19 are also primes. Keep going if you want to find all primes, but it will take all time. Don’t worry, there are algorithms on the Internet that have already identified primes quite a way up there.

Whew! At this point, I think you can see that Eratosthenes was a very persistent guy.

Why, primes, you ask? As you have just seen, the simple answer is that they are difficult to find. You can only find a prime in one direction – you can’t back track easily. And, it is difficult to use or manipulate a prime – they are only divisible by one and themselves. So, if you want to hide things and make it difficult to find them, you may be able to hide them in prime numbers and programs or codes that use prime numbers. Also, if you have a lot of computing power and an Eratosthenes persistence, you might be able to use a prime approach to develop a unique way to sort through an incredible jumble of data by using little prime windows to look and move things with similar properties. Don’t tell anyone, but this might be what your Internet search engine just did. Shhhh, now, we don’t want this to get out.

We do want the next Mary story to get out. She should arrive tomorrow morning, right here, in just 1 day – a unique number “1” for a unique lady and her very special story. Don’t miss it.

See you tomorrow,

Grandpa Jim

PS: I love it that my 7 & 17 and Mary’s 13 (for tomorrow’s date) are Eratosthenes prime numbers. All together, the three numbers add to 37, which is another prime number. I view this as a propitious and favorable numerical conjunction or alignment, and I hope you will too.

PPS: And, 7 & 11 from yesterday’s post are also prime numbers, and the granddaughters of those ages heard the first storytold version of tomorrow’s story. It’s getting even better.

711, Cougars, Cats & Cookies — What Will Mary Think Of Next?

A purrrrfect Wednesday, 7 11 12, to all of you,

7 11 is a number combination I enjoy seeing and hearing. Yes, it is a corner store, with its home base of operations in Dallas, Texas. In 1927, 711 was a single ice house. Now, there are stores carrying those numbers around the world. 7 & 11 are also the ages of my two granddaughters. And, it is just a very nice sounding number association. Numbers are neat.

Mountain lions do not roar. They can growl and purr. That’s why in “Uncle Joe and the Eyes Out of the Dark,” Uncle Joe hears “Purr, Purrr, Purrrr.” I think you can roll the “r’s” in the back of your throat and make a bit of growl at the end, depending on the mood of the cat. That would probably be a good addition to the storytelling – I’m trying it.

How many names are there for a mountain lion?

Quite a few, it appears. One web site lists 40 different names. On that site, a zookeeper notes that the scientific name for the big cat is “Puma concolor.” This studier of animals goes on to state that the three most used names are puma, cougar and mountain lion. Those are the names used in the Uncle Joe story for the “Eyes Out of the Dark”, which could be another name. Ms. Christine refers to “the cat” or “that cat,” which I think reflects nicely the unique personable nature of the particular mountain lion in Uncle Joe’s story. Ms. Christine is also perhaps more correct in her terminology and taxology in that the cougar is closer genetically to the domestic cat than to true lions. Perhaps it is smarter too, which could explain the fondness for Girl Scout Samoa Cookies.

All of which leads to the question: “What will Mary think of next?”  In just two days, when the second Mary story publishes, you can find out. Stay close and keep your eyes open. You never know what you might see.

Have an inquiring and thoughtful day,

Grandpa Jim

Another Lucky Mary Story In 3 Days – Start Counting!!!

Happy 7 10 12 to you!

Numbers are important in our lives. Today’s date, birthdays, anniversaries and other memorable occasions all have associated numbers that become significant to us and cause us to reflect when we see those digits or digital combinations. Many of us have lucky numbers for dates, times and good happenings that we remember.

There are many theories about lucky numbers, mathematical series manipulations and analyses of past, present and future occurrences and thoughts. But, I think most lucky numbers are numbers we like for some reason personal to us, and I think that is the way it should be. So, thank you Eratosthenes, Dante and the rest of you great thinkers, writers and expounders, but I think I will stay with my own number.

717. It was a test score. I remember the day I took the examination. It was a crisp saturday morning with a clear blue fall sky. After I finished the test, I jumped into a car full of friends for a drive to a football weekend in another town. I felt good about that test, which wasn’t always the case; and when the results came in, I felt even better. So, now when I see 7, 17 or 717, I smile and think things are looking pretty good. Oh, by the way, in the rush to take the exam, I forgot my luggage for that football weekend; but it was still a great weekend and it is a great number and numbers.

There are numbers in the next Mary story, and one you will recognize from the last. The new story will post on 7 13 12. So get ready for 7 13 and “Mary and the . . . .” Oops, I almost forgot, I can’t tell you the name of the story until Friday, lucky Friday the 13th.

Keep counting, tracking and remembering each day — they’re all great,

Grandpa Jim

Mary 2 Is On Her Way!!!!

Happy Second Week of July on this Second Monday Morning of this Seventh Month of the Year.

Start preparing. The second Mary Story arrives this Friday at 9 AM. Get ready.

I am getting ready too because I have some finding to do. Editors have questions and questions mean looking for more of the story.

I will tell you a secret. I don’t write the story. I find the story. The story is already there, like a statue inside a piece of marble. To Michelangelo, sculpture was the taking away of chipped pieces of rock to reveal the marble statue that was always inside the block of stone. I am no Michelangelo, but I like his thought of finding things that are right in front of our eyes. He found people in rocks. I find stories in words. The stories are already there. You just have to keep chipping away.

Work at your day – you never know what you may find,

Grandpa Jim

Mary Home, Joe Arriving, Pockets Plus, Writers Reading & H2O

I hope you are having a great ending to a great week.

Today is Saturday. It is bright and hot. In the road-side planters, the flowers look gorgeous and thirsty. Irrigation is amazing.

“Mary and the Mud Pie Wedding Reception” is back on the Home page. She felt lonely hidden away in a drop down and dropped a hint. So, she’s back up front.

Uncle Joe arrives with a new story on Friday, the 29th. Start preparing. You never know what to expect from Uncle Joe. My hope is that you will be surprised.

At the Dallas Trade Mart, relatives are in town promoting the Pocket Plus, their new and orginal portable pocket. Take at look at www.thepocketplus.com  In a couple hours, Mary and I will trek down to help out and experience the Mart, which is a huge and intriguing conglomeration of marketers and marketing.

This morning, I attended a local writer’s workshop, an interesting mix of published authors and aspiring writers. Each brought a short selection (no more than 8 pages) which was read aloud by the author and a second time by another attendee. With the author present but not talking, the group then discussed and critiqued the piece. Finally, the author commented on what had been said. It is a good format which worked well, especially when it was clear everyone was there to help the writer and improve the work. Next time, I will bring an Uncle Joe or Mary story for the group to experience — this was my first visit so I wanted to learn the ropes before jumping into the pool.

Water is wonderful. Splash, sip and soak. Beat the heat with H2O.

Grandpa Jim

Happy Father’s Day!

Good Saturday Morning!

It has been a busy and exciting week. On Monday afternoon, the air conditioner iced over. On Wednesday afternoon, one of the largest hailstorms in memory hit at 6:36 pm. For June, we were, at this point, all iced down, worn out and ready for relief.

Then, on Friday at 8:17 am, relief exploded onto the scene in the mega-release of little Mary and the Seven Sisters! The cosmic consequences were delightful. We all danced, shouted and sang along to the Mud Pie Song as our chilled memories dissipated and were forgotten in the extravagance and warmth of a backyard wedding reception.

Whew, you wonder what tomorrow will bring.

Tomorrow is Father’s Day in the U.S. So, give a call, take to lunch or apply a hug to that Father, Grandfather, Great Grandfather, Son, Grandson, Great Grandson, Brother, Husband, Uncle, Great Uncle, Cousin and all the rest of those special men in your life. I’ll be calling my Dad, playing with the grandkids, going to lunch with their Father, my Son, and phoning my other son who will soon be a Father. It is a wonderful day.

Enjoy your weekend and Happy Father’s Day,

Grandpa Jim

gpajim@unclejoestories.com